Watch out for the “Service” (IRS, Postal, etc…)

I  became confused when I heard the word ‘service’  used with these agencies. 

Internal Revenue  ‘Service’ 
U.S. Postal  ‘Service’ 
Telephone ‘Service’ 
Cable TV ‘Service’  
Civil  ‘Service’ 
State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ 
Customer ‘Service’ 

Community ‘Service’

This is not what I  thought ‘service’ meant.But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘service’ a few cows. 
BAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.  

You are now as enlightened as I am.