as Kids see it~Marriage, Dating, Kissing…

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(written by children) VERY WISE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
– Alan , age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
– Kristen , age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
– Camille , age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
– Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
– Lynnette , age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10

Kids see the world as it is – part 2

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”
 
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775″, he said.

Very good! Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the  People, shall not perish from the Earth’”? Again, no response except from Little Johnny, “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.” The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed; Little Johnny knows more about history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper: “F@#$ </mc/compose?to=F@#$> the Indians.” ”Who said that?” she demanded. Little Johnny put his hand up, “General Custer, 1862.”
 
At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.” The teacher glares around and asks, “All right! Now who said that?” Again, Little Johnny says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!” Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ”Oh shit! We’re screwed!” Little Johnny bowed his head and said quietly, “The American people, November 4

 Little Johnny is a smart kid

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Kids see the world as it is!!!

Why We Love Children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. ‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil. ‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child innocently. ‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move’

2. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him ‘How do you expect to get into Heaven?’ The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”

3. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, ‘Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?’ The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. ‘I can’t dear,’ she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.’ A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: ‘The big sissy.’