The Uh-Huh, Yeah Right, Wrong! Blog

Twenty Six Pound Baby Discovered in West LA

Boomers — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 03:30:55 +0000

Yahoo News: “Indonesian baby born at 19.2 pounds”. Well meet our 26.2 pound baby, Maximus-T. And for you pet owners you know what I mean, He is a demanding baby. By the way he takes after his mother’s side of the family!!! (sorry Carol) (he’s a Frenchie) Go USA!!!!!

For more pics and videos of Max go to: www.roxbyt.wordpress.com

Sarah Palin’s : ‘Going Rogue or The Rogues Gallery?” is awarded the prestigious “Bobble Head Award!!

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:44:15 +0000

Sarah Palin has been awarded the first ever “Bobble Head” award in the category of: Uh-Huh, Yeah Right, Wrong”. See the video presentation in this clip on the “RoRoRaw Show” and let the chicken heads fall where they may!!!

Politics & Business explained by Bovines

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:54:01 +0000

-SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
-COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
-FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
-NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
-BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk
away…
-TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
-SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
-AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
-ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four
cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on
one
more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving
you
with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
-A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows.
-A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market
it worldwide.
-A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.
-AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
-A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
-A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
-A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
-AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
-A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
-AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy….
-AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
-A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

as Kids see it~Marriage, Dating, Kissing…

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:17:05 +0000

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(written by children) VERY WISE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
– Alan , age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
– Kristen , age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
– Camille , age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
– Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
– Lynnette , age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
– Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich.
– Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- – Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
– Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
– Kelvin, age 8 (just LOVE this one)

And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
– Ricky, age 10

English will kill you, health advice for the 50+

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:04:29 +0000

At last a doctor that gives good advice with common sense.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
     Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q:  Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

National Debt, Buyers & Sellers (your money)

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:11:22 +0000

One of the reason our country is over nine trillion dollars in debt is based on the attitude one takes when making purchases.

When a person is buying something for themselves, what are the concerns? Simple – the buyer is concerned with both quality and price.

Please note however, when a person is using their own money buying something for someone else, the concern is mainly price.

Please observe, when a person is spending someone else’s money on something for themselves the concern is mainly quality.

And here is the rub, when a buyer is spending someone else’s money on something for someone else, he is generally not concerned with quality or price.

And this, boys and girls, is how OUR government spends OUR money.

P.S. Do upcoming health care discussions come to mind?

Manny’s Bobble Head, Michael Vick’s Dog Fights, Serna’s Potty Mouth, Kobe the Little Shooter

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:28:56 +0000

“Professional Athletes or Professional Embarrassments” The underbelly of “Professional Athletes” and what most Americans really think. From the “RoRo Raw Show” in West LA. (a Maximus-T Production)

Note: the views expressed are strictly those of the commentator and as such are protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. GO USA!!!

Are there any Americans Left, Thanks Bush,Clinton, Bush, Obama

Boomers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:20:47 +0000

AIN’T IT THE TRUTH!!?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying job.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in the UNITED STATES .

Watch out for the “Service” (IRS, Postal, etc…)

Boomers — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:52:52 +0000

I became confused when I heard the word ‘service’  used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue  ‘Service’
U.S. Postal  ‘Service’
Telephone ‘Service’
Cable TV ‘Service’
Civil  ‘Service’
State, City, County & Public ‘Service’
Customer ‘Service’

Community ‘Service’

This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant.But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘service’ a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

Clunkers, $3 billion to save $350 million.

Boomers — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:34:34 +0000

A vehicle at 15 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons a year of gasoline. A vehicle at 25 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year. So, getting rid of each average clunker will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year.US consumption.

They claim 700,000 vehicles – so that’s 224 million gallons / year

That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.

5 million barrels of oil is about 1/4 of one day’s

And, 5 million barrels of oil costs about $ 350 million dollars at $75/bbl.

So, we all contributed to spending $3 billion to save $350 million.

AND THESE CLOWNS WANT TO RUN OUR HEALTH CARE???

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“No people will tamely surrender their Liberties, nor can any be easily subdued, when knowledge is diffusd and Virtue is preservd. On the Contrary, when People are universally ignorant, and debauchd in their Manners, they will sink under their own weight without the Aid of foreign Invaders.” –Samuel Adams, letter to James Warren, 1775